February 2011
3 posts
“In the beginning, the universe was created.
This made a lot of people very...”
– Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe
“New Rule: If you’re paying less than a buck for a taco, you can’t be...”
– Bill Maher, Real Time with Bill Maher (Episode 200, January 28, 2011)
January 2011
1 post
“You go for a man hard enough and fast enough, he don’t have time to think...”
– Reuben J. “Rooster” Cogburn, True Grit (2010)
November 2010
0 posts
“Happiness is not achieved by the conscious pursuit of happiness; it is generally...”
– Aldous Huxley, Vedanta for the Western World
July 2010
11 posts
“With the past, I have nothing to do; nor with the future. I live now.”
– Ralph Waldo Emerson
“Apparently I lack some particular perversion which today’s employer is...”
– Ignatius J. Reilly, A Confederacy of Dunces
“Remember, Red, hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things, and no good thing...”
– Andy Dufresne, The Shawshank Redemption
“Now, people were truly overwhelmed by his election. I wasn’t as much and...”
– Lewis Black on the election of President Obama, Lewis Black: Stark Raving Black
“You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.”
– Mark Twain, A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur’s Court
“Our doubts are traitors, and make us lose the good we oft might win, by fearing...”
– William Shakespeare, Measure for Measure (Act 1, Scene 4)
“In mysteries what we know, and our realization of what we do not know, proceed...”
– Huston Smith
“A generation goes, and a generation comes, but the earth remains forever.”
– Ecclesiastes 1:4 (New Revised Standard Version)
“As for loneliness, it too has deep roots in selfishness, for it’s anguish...”
– William Sloane Coffin, Credo
“Hither came Conan, the Cimmerian, black-haired, sullen-eyed, sword in hand, a...”
– Robert E. Howard, The Nemedian Chronicles (The Phoenix on the Sword)
“If you make an ass out of yourself, there’ll always be someone ready to...”
– Bruce Lee, Striking Thoughts: Bruce Lee’s Wisdom for Daily Living
June 2010
1 post
“Over? Did you say ‘over’? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was...”
– John “Bluto” Blutarsky, National Lampoon’s Animal House
May 2010
1 post
“The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so...”
– Bertrand Russell
April 2010
2 posts
“There’s a problem. Just creating problems. I always say that. Any problem...”
– Karl Pilkington
March 2010
2 posts
“What do tigers dreams of when they take a little tiger snooze? Do they dream of...”
– Stu’s Song, The Hangover
“When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign; that the...”
– Jonathan Swift, Thoughts on Various Subjects, Moral and Diverting
April 2008
1 post
How Things Even Out →
by Jack Handey
March 2008
11 posts
MILK →
Does a Mac good.
Password Strength Checker →
Top 10 Jackie Chan Stunts →
Nikon Universcale →
From wee, to not so wee, to friggin’ huge… and beyond
Definr →
“Incredibly fast dictionary.”
Evernote Beta →
ChatterBlocker →
Very useful when you are surrounded by noisy coworkers.
And this one time, at Porn Camp... →
The 10 Most Insane, Child-Warping Moments of '80s... →
Items 10, 6, 4 and 1 helped to make me the man I am today.
Hurm. →
June 2007
12 posts
"It's okay," I answered him, "I'm from the... →
It's not the years, honey, it's the mileage. →
After careful consideration, I regret to inform... →
“I would rather be ashes than dust! I would rather that my spark should burn out...”
– Jack London
“When I was a child I caught a fleeting glimpse Out of the corner of my eye I...”
– Comfortably Numb, Pink Floyd
MacGyver Tip: Tether plastic caps with dental... →
I've got to get me one of those. →
It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood... →
Frak! →
Top 15 Google Street View Sightings →
May 2007
52 posts
“If Relationship George walks through this door, he will kill Independent George!...”
– George Costanza, Seinfeld: “The Pool Guy”
“Hey, hey, hey. Don’t be mean. We don’t have to be mean because,...”
– Buckaroo Banzai, The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension
“Notice the hideously bloated sense of humanity’s importance. The...”
– The Joker, Batman: The Killing Joke
The Clone Wars Sneak Peak →